Whenever I’m in a food court in a mall I tend to eat so much junk food in a short period of time that I can’t stop burping for hours after it. At first I’ll be able to contain the burps well by just putting my hand over my mouth but after a while it just gets too much and I start burping out loud.

Sometimes I think that I have burp Tourettes!

I’ll be walking down the sidewalk and as I pass someone I’ll just get the urge to burp as loud as possible at them. I’ve got into fights over my burping in the past too as some think I’m doing it deliberately. I remember belching at this old woman in the street and it gave her such a scare that she smacked me over the head with her purse! This caused a reflex burp that was primal in nature and I ended up vomiting all over her shoes!

It’s so out of hand now that I rarely go to the mall anymore and when I do I never have anything to eat.